Clerks. Las 37 de la discordia.

Buenos dias desde Barcelona. Empezamos con un fragmento que abrió los ojos a hollywood, junto, claro esta, con todo el resto de la película. Clerks, una film que ha acabado recibiendo el título de "película de culto" y que a mi parecer abrió una nueva via de escape en el mundo del cine: un guión sublime.

No es de más decir que yo esta película la ví hará un año o dos como mucho por primera vez. Habia oido hablar mucho de ella, pero ya se sabe, da pereza. Habia visto las posteriores del director, guionista y actor Kevin Smith (Bob el silencioso), que pese a tener mas presupuesto seguían teniendo un guión fresco y divertido.

Bien, aqui va el fragmento, para mi el mejor de la película, o quieras que no, con el que mas me reí. Y recordad. Película 100% recomendada.

DANTE
You sucked that guy's dick?

VERONICA
Yeah. How do you think I know he
liked...

DANTE
(panicky)
But...but you said you only had sex
with three guys! You never mentioned
him!

VERONICA
That's because I never had sex with
him!

DANTE
You sucked his dick!

VERONICA
We went out a few times. We didn't
have sex, but we fooled around.

DANTE
(massive panic attack)
Oh my God! Why did you tell me you
only slept with three guys?

VERONICA
Because I did only sleep with three
guys! That doesn't mean I didn't
just go with people.

DANTE
Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...

VERONICA
I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you
understood.

DANTE
I did understand! I understand that
you slept with three different
guys, and that's all you said.

VERONICA
Please calm down.

DANTE
How many?

VERONICA
Dante...

DANTE
How many dicks have you sucked?!

VERONICA
Let it go...

DANTE
HOW MANY?

VERONICA
All right! Shut up a second and
I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't
freak like this when you told me
how many girls you fucked.

DANTE
This is different. This is important.
How many?!

She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.

DANTE
Well...?

VERONICA
(half-mumbled)
Something like thirty-six.

DANTE
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?

VERONICA
Lower your voice!

DANTE
What the hell is that anyway,
"something like thirty-six?" Does
that include me?

VERONICA
Um. Thirty-seven.

DANTE
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

VERONICA
(walking away)
I'm going to class.

DANTE
Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
dicks!

CUSTOMER
In a row?